and remember kids its never too late to become a raging degenerate homosexual
enjolras once got lost in IKEA and he had to get the staff to make an announcement over the speaker saying “could the guardian of the 6 foot blonde curly haired man please come to customer services to pick him up”
combeferre designed his entire house based on an IKEA room,…
this shirt was so special i’m so glad they put him in it it’s such a Boyfriend shirt like if you picture your dream boyfriend he probably looks just like anthony mackie right and if you picture your dream boyfriend’s wardrobe it has a SUPREMELY gentle blue-ish plaid button down shirt in it the geometry of which is kind and sweet it’s a good picnic shirt it’s a good matinee date and then lunch somewhere breezy shirt it’s a good shirt to meet your parents in it’s a good shirt to ride around on vespas in italy in it’s a good shirt to borrow from him when you have to go pick up your MUTUAL dog whose name is pappy from the veterinarian’s office it’s the perfect shirt to wrap around the extra pillow when he’s gone for the week & you miss him a lot SO WHAT I’M SAYING IS this is a really good Boyfriend Shirt for a really good Boyfriend Sceneand the costume department knew exactly what they were doing because that shirt is Boyfriend Material AND SO IS SAM WILSON (killerville)
Asked by lokincest
I honestly suspect half and half. I mean, mostly, it’s a logic oversight, but I can believe that it might not be as smooth or slippery as it looks, that it’s rough enough that the horses have something to dig into.
But I also believe that Asgardians are pretty much “FUCK SAFETY MEASURES” about everything. Doesn’t matter how high up that walkway is, NO GUARDRAILS. Doesn’t matter how horrible the breeze is at the top of the palace, FLOOR LENGTH WINDOWS OPEN ALL THE TIME.
Doesn’t matter how narrow the Bifrost actually is or how difficult it is to keep your horse from sliding all over the place, NO CHANGING IT.
YOU LEARN TO DEAL WITH IT OR YOU FALL OFF THE BIFROST, THAT’S THE AGARDIAN WAY.
Which seems to work out for them, you don’t see people falling off stuff constantly, even though they fucking should be.
(God, I love Asgard.)
#GOD I LOVE ASGARD#yeah the bridge with ZERO railings#just a fucking glass plank basically#is pretty scary to look at as a mortal#asgard#meta#maybe as a species that has a lifespan of thousands of years this is how they curb their population numbers#JESUS CHRIST THIS IS ASGARDIAN BIRTH CONTROL#WE’VE FIGURED IT OUT#I’M SCREAMING (via lokincest)
I AM CACKLING RIGHT NOW.
BECAUSE ASGARDIAN NATURAL SELECTION SLASH ASGARDIAN BIRTH CONTROL.
"My toddler fell off that narrow walkway that’s twenty stories up! I mean, yes, he bounced back just fine and laughed it off with only a minor bruise, but that design structure is a menace! YOU NEED TO PUT UP SOME SAFETY RAILS."
"Eh, maybe you should teach your kid better balance then. :|"
"My baby just fell in the lake because the Bifrost was too shiny for her to resist and she crawled out on it and she was floating over THREE WATERFALLS before I could catch up to her! Sure, she laughed the whole way, but that’s dangerous! She could have gotten a boo-boo! You need to do something about this!!!"
"Eh, it was hot today, we could all use a good swim. The falls are particularly nice today, don’t you think?"
*hand gestures* ASGARD.
Eliza Bennett - A woman’s work is never done, 2011
Using my own hand as a base material, I considered it a canvas upon which I stitched into the top layer of skin using thread to create the appearance of an incredibly work worn hand. By using the technique of embroidery, traditionally employed to represent femininity and applying it to the expression of it’s opposite, I hope to challenge the pre-conceived notion that ‘women’s work’ is light and easy. Aiming to represent the effects of hard work arising from employment in low paid ancillary jobs such as cleaning, caring, and catering, all traditionally considered to be ‘women’s work’.
There’s two types of anger one is dry and the other wet and basically wet anger is when your eyes water and your voice shakes and I hate that cause I feel weak when I’m crying while angry I like dry anger when your face is like stone and your voice is sharp I guess wet anger shows that you care too much and dry anger means you’re done.
This is the best description ever